My Life
Sunday, September 05, 2004
Woman are Always to Blame
Did you ever notice how no matter what, men are never wrong. They always find away to blame it on the woman. Well I got 2 of many stories that I'm going to tell, it shows how no matter what, woman are to blame. LoL!
This past Winter, Stephen liked to "try" and make some extra money when he could. Every now and then he would go shovel driveways.
Well this one day, Stephen waited until 5 o'clock to go shovel driveways. Usually by 4, most people have already had their driveways shoveled or plowed. When he was leaving, I was cooking supper, I said to him, "Don't take too long, Suppers almost done", he said ok.
Well Stephen don't understand the worlds "Don't take too long". Stephen comes home at 12:30, to my surprise, he's DRUNK. Ok, you tell me how shovelling driveways, means going to get drunk.
Well, as soon as he stumbles in the door, I asked him where he was. Ironically, he starts yelling and screaming that it's my fault that he is drunk. LoL! So some how I managed to be the cause of his intoxication. He gave me 101 excuses why he went to get drunk, and why it was my fault. LoL
So after all that, he finally went to sleep, and I threw his supper in the garbage. :D Nice of me ahh? LoL.
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I have always tried to get Stephen to quit smoking, as you can tell I have never been sucessfull! When we moved out, he promised to quit. For the longest time I thought that he did. HA!
One day we were standing in our porch, waiting for a cab to take me to work. I asked him if I could have a gum, and he said yes, SO, I put my hand in his jacket pocket and pulled out a pack of smokes.
I looked at him and asked him, where they came from. He immediately starts yelling that its my fault! loL! Appearantly, I had his nerves shot and he need to smoke, so I was to blame for it. LoL!
Sooo, he decided to try and quit, not long after that.
We had gotten into a fight and I left to go for a walk, so HE THOUGHT. I sat on the step for a min. to put my shoes on but then I found it too cold so I went back into our porch. Just as I sat down I heard him say "Now I can say that it's her fault that I smoke, LoL". Then I heard him go to his jacket and i guess he got one of his smokes out. Then he said "I bought a pack today and she thinks I quit, Ha! I'll tell her she made me too stressed, so I had to, to calm my nerves", then everybody laughed.
So, I walked up the staies, very quietly and then snuck into the kitchen, when he noticed me, he tried to hide the smoke. When I told him that I saw it, he immediately tried to put the blame on me, I laughed at him, and then told him that I was sitting in the porch the whole time and I heard everything that he said. Then everyone laughed at him!
Posted @1:35 PM
Saturday, September 04, 2004
A New Pet? ..... OR NOT
Last night Stephen and his friend Tony went down a friends house, so he could show them his card tricks. He was only gone for about an hour or so, my guess is that there was no liquor, or very little, untherwise he would have stayed longer ... LOL!
But anyways, he comes in the door, all excited like a little kid who just found a penny in the dirt. I couldn't understand what all the excitement was about, then I looked in his hand, he had this huge FROG. All he kept say was "I got a new pet for us, find something for me to put him in". So you can imagine my face. I didn't want no pet frog! This is something you would expect a 10 year old kid to do.
All I kept thinking was, 'He gone Drop that'. He was running around the house looking for a container, because for some reason he thought that we were actually going to keep it as a pet ... LOL.
Finally I convinced home to put it back outside, BUT not before he "accidentally" dropped the frog on the floor. It was like something out of a movie, we were running all over the place trying to grab the frog, which I managed to catch! If it wasn't for me, that frog would still be loose around here somewheres. The last thing that I would want to have was this frog hopping around my house ... Who knows were he would have ended up at!
If we didn't find the frog, I don't know where he would have ended up, BUT I do know where Stephen would have ended up ......... SLEEPING IN THE YARD, LoL!
Posted @1:14 PM
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Pudding ... Ewe
Well Stephen wanted me to tell this story so here we go ... LOL!
We use to have a get together with our friends, once a week. It was nothing for the boys to get half naked and run around ... LOL.
Well this one night, the boys all stood over in the corner and were whispering back and forth and giggling like little school girls. At this point, I'm scared ... LOL. I knew they had something planned.
The boys then all disappeared into the bathroom .... Now I was really scared. Out of nowhere, the boys come running out with chocolate pudding smeared all over them, it was disgusting. It got all over the place! They were trying to get someone to lick it off. I couldn't stop gagging!
I had to clean all the pudding of the walls and stuff. I walked into the bathroom and it looked like someone had an accident all over the place .... Needless to say, it was pretty gross!
I never bought pudding again, everytime that I smell it, I gag! LOL.
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I just thought of something else funny, from back in High School.
Me and Stephen were standing on the side of the High School one day, SMART ASS, decides to stick his leg in between the two metal rods in the railing. Well he managed to jam his leg in there, BUT, his leg got stuck.
He was trying and trying but he could not get his leg out no matter what way he turned it. NO WAY was I going in the school and telling the principle this one. That would be great, I can imagine it now,
"Hi, My boyfriend managed to get his leg stuck in between the rods of the railing, could you call 911" ... LOL.
I could just imagine the look on the principles face now. I bet he would have laughed his ass off!
Fortunely he managed to pull his leg out, he never did that again! LOL. Not saying that he wouldn't do it again though ... LOL.
Posted @3:34 PM
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I feel like making fun of my boyfriend so I'm going to tell a funny story about him .... LoL.
Stephen tends to be accident prown and alittle dense sometimes LoL! On our stove, one of the burners sometime doesn't work. So Stephen had turned the burner on to boil some water in the kettle. I don't know why he had to use the ONE burner that doesn't work half the time, But he did. The kettle "seemed" to be taking awhile to boil, so he went out into the kitchen to check it out. I followed behind him, so that I could get a drink. He went into the kitchen and took the kettle off the burner, the burner "appeared" to not be working because the element wasn't red, like usual. Instead of holding his hand over the burner to see if he could feel the heat, he placed his hand on the burner, WELL, guess wha? LoL, The burner was working for once, and was working WELL! When he pulled his hand off the burner, he had a series of circles on his hand, in the shape of the element! I couldn't help but to laugh at his stupidity ... LoL.
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I got another funny story.
While at Stephens Brother Marks grad party, Stephen got really drunk, and was acting like an ass. LoL. Stephen stood on the step, and glanced around at everyone in the yard. At this point I was a little scared, because I could tell that he was up to something. He kinda looked at me with a sneaky look in his eyes, and then jumped off the step. YES, he jumped off the step, well actually he dove off the step. He informed me afterwards that he was trying to crowd surf, EXCEPT, the crowd, was no weres near the step. So basically he did a bellyflop onto the ground! Then he stood up and laughed at himself and asked why no one caught him .... LoL!
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I love him though! LoL. Even when he does silly little stupid things LOL. I think thats what makes him interesting!
Posted @2:35 AM
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Friends? or Not?
Did you ever notice that the friends that always want you to help and talk to them when bad stuff happens to THEM, are never around when you need someone to talk to??
I like to talk to my friends when they need someone to talk to, BUT sometimes it just gets ridiculous when they do the same thing over and over again and you have to tell them the same things again.
Did ya ever hear the saying "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"??? Well it's true, you can't let someone take ya for a ride, especially one that you don't wanna be on! No one wants to be a hunam yoyo! This is why relationships should be taken step by step, and not leaps and bounds, becuse them your just looking for heart ache.
People wonder why they end up hurt in a relationship, if you fall in love with someone after a day or a week, then you are just looking to get hurt. Then when I tell someone that they are rushing into things, suddenly, I'm a bitch, and I need to mind my business. Well when I was talking to these people for 5-6 hours about the same shit everyday, they weren't telling me to mind my business!
I thought that friends were forever and boys were replacable??? Appearantly not! LoL ... Oh Well!
This ain't all my friends, just a few, BUT I love em all! They just need a kick in the ass once in awhile ... LoL
Well thats all I got to say for now about that! LoL
Posted @1:28 PM
Monday, August 30, 2004
Men
Men think that they can do whatever they want whenever they want and get away with it. Personally I don't think thats fair.
My lovely boyfriend decided to ditch me the other night! How nice ahh! Stephens parents had taken the baby for the night on Thursday. We were ALL suppose to go do something. We all had a drink here, and played pocker, then the boys wanted to go play pool.
While the girls went to get ready, my boyfriend informed me that I was staying home! I didn't think that it was very fair considering that the baby was gone for the night so there was no reason for anyone to stay home. BUT, I was not invited to go so I stayed here.
When my lovely boyfriend was leaving he said that he was going to the Hub Club to shoot a few games of pool and that he would be back home in an hour. Well guess what, he didn't come home in an hours, try 4-5 hours later.
My lovely boyfriend strolls in the door at almost 3 am! I was up waiting for him because he didn't have a key! I knew that he was loaded because he could not open the door at the bottom of our stairs, you could hear him figid with the handle. Then I heard him stumble up the stairs, and open the door. The first words outa his mouth was, "I love you hunny", or atleast thats what it was suppose to be, but it came out more like "i i wuvz yeu, huna". Then he stumbles around the floor, for every step he took forward he took one to the right and to the left. I'm guessing that he was trying to stablize himself, but it looked like he was doing some kinda dance.
Finally he layed on the couch and went to sleep! Yes, the couch, and thats where he belonged! LoL
The next morning, he was so sick. I had no pitty for the fool! Well maybe a bit!
The next time he'll be sleepin in the yard! LoL
Posted @3:30 PM
Sunday, August 29, 2004
Yay, I Got A New Place To Bitch!
I've decided to start a blog. My wonderful boyfriend designed the blog for me ... thank you hunny. I love ya!
Before I start my first topic, I am going to create a warning for people. This is my spot to talk and bitch about silly people and silly things that happen to me. So if you are easily offended or don't like what I have to say this is my warning to you before you continue:
THIS BLOG CONTAINS SOME EXPLICIT CONTENT THAT MAY TALK ABOUT AND/OR OFFEND PEOPLE. SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JUST LEAVE AND DON'T COME BACK, BUT THANK YOU FOR COMING! JUST CLICK THE BACK BUTTON OR THE X IN THE UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER. HAVE A NICE DAY!
I'm not going to talk bad about anyone, just tell my tales ... LoL. And I will change the names to protect myself from any law suites!
Posted @2:30 PM
